We're only 12 days into Israhell's war, and the price of fertilizers has gone up 77%. We all know that farmers already live hand to mouth—can you predict what is going to happen now? And that cost has to be passed to the consumers. Day 12.

Sulfuric acid is no longer passing through the Strait of Hormuz either. That's used in all kinds of things, like your car batteries, water purification, cleaners, rubber, plastics, rayon, cellophane, petroleum refining, copper & zinc production, phosphoric acid, hydrochloric acid, nitric acid, dyes, pigments, synthetic detergents, synthetic resins, explosives, and much, much more.

Here's Kristi Noem's replacement as U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security; she just wasn't hardcore enough for Israhell.

The US is not at war!
We aren't actually in a war, folks. Haven't you been listening to the statists? Yes, the US is bombing, firing missiles, and sending Marine troops on the ground, but it isn't really a war, you see. Turnip and the captured Congress said it wasn't a war, so stop calling it unconstitutional—it shouldn't be so hard to just believe what you are being told!

The new early 2000s vigentennial commemoration theme park ride. Somehow we survived it.

Cruise Pitt vs. Israhell\s childsex blackmail rings movie sneak preview

The new Iraq War horror theme park ride.
All this and more was brought to you by statism!

*Soon opening the all-new Iran War horror theme park ride.

The new 9/11 horror theme park ride. All this and more brought to you by statism!

The new COVID-19 (Certificate of Vaccination ID—2019) horror theme park ride.

From this moment on, you are serving Israhell now!