This is Howard Buttlick. Sorry, Lutnick; I always get that name wrong. He's Turnip's Secretary of Commerce, and you'll be hard-pressed to find an image or video where he is not lurking somewhere behind Turnip, something we've never seen with any other Secretary of Commerce. Some have gone ahead and pointed out that he is probably Turnip's Israeli handler.

Howard and his wife used to live next door to Jeffrey Epstein. Small world, huh!? At first he said he had only met Jeffrey one time, but that they had seen a "massage table" and oils in Epsteins condo and heard he got "special massages every day" and thought that was disgusting and never saw Epstein again.

Well, that didn't turn out to be true, because we find out later Buttlick visited Epstein's island. And then we find out that the two were actually in business together. And then we find out that Buttlick's sister, Edie Buttlick was supporting a company launched by Ghislaine Maxwell.

Sounds like Turnip's Secretary of Commerce's family was pretty tight with Epsteins, despite their attempts to hide it.

But it doesn't end there. Did you know that Howard Buttlick was a CEO of a company that owned the top three floors of one of the Twin Towers? Yeah. And you might then ask, why then is he alive? That's a good question. Why then IS he alive?

Well, that's an amazing story, in Turnip's words, which he then told us. You see, it turns out that Buttlick never once in the five years of their child's life took their child to school. But you see, it just so happened that on the day of 9/11, Buttlick's wife insisted that he take the child to school for the first time that day, and so he just happened to be delayed that day and so did not die alongside all of his employees.

Wow. What a coincidence, huh? How lucky is that?